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NGC 1996 is an open cluster or a group of stars located in the Taurus constellation. It was discovered by William Herschel on December 7, 1785. NGC 1996 is located around 1400 pc from the Solar System and it is roughly 282 million years old and its apparent size is 22 arcmin.
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Allodiscus is a genus of land snails belonging to the family Charopidae. The genus was described by Henry Augustus Pilsbry in 1892.
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